I’m not what I wear?
After leaving the apartment this morning, I was greeted by a woman sitting next to the stairwell right next to my door, while she was talking to someone on her cell phone and smoking.
Woman: Hi.
Me: Hello.
Woman: Excuse me, but are you one of the students that goes to the college?
Me [looking at my Blue Cross Blue Shield lunchbox, my Blue Cross Blue Shield T-shirt, and my Blue Cross Blue Shield name badge]: No.
Spring exits stage left.
All kidding aside, wasn’t it kinda obvious?
