First off all, I’d like to say, “Hello, Internet world! You’re lookin’ mighty SEXY today!” Yeah, it’s been a little while, hasn’t it? At least it hasn’t been months, or in the case of my old friend Adam, nearly two and a half YEARS since he updated his blog, but what other people do on their blogs shouldn’t matter, right? It’s been well over a week, and I try not to let it go more than a week without updating my own blog, even if it means updating it with garbage. Because last time I checked, frolicking around in Internet trash was my idea of a good time, anyway, as evidenced by some of my bookmarks. (WOW, there’s a site that talks about Warcraft lore? MUST. CLICK. BOOKMARK.)
See what I mean?
Anyway, I’ve been busy. Obviously, I have not been busy writing “Homebrewed,” as you can see with the lack of them. I now have to write three. But I’m in luck! I’ve had this whole week off from work to do whatever I want, and catching up on “Homebrewed” is on the list. Yes, I’m really blowing PTO on writing about our D&D game. Shut up, I’ve earned this.
Okay, admittedly, so far, I’ve wasted the first three days off doing other things. But there’s still two more days, plus the weekend, giving me four more days to, um, do what I said I was going to do in the first place.
Enough of that. Like I said, I was busy this last week. Jim and I are pretty much homebodies, but last week was probably our most social week in a while. Saturday, we had our game with Phil, which, of course, always eats up most of the day. Then Sunday was Jim’s family reunion. I managed to capture pictures on my cell phone. Grainy ones. I’m telling ya, I know this cell phone is supposed to be nicer than my old one, but I’d give anything for a regular, old flip phone back. If nothing else, it took better pictures.
Here’s the family reunion. Well, some of it:

Jim's family reunion, from far, far away.
And then, this hilarious picture of Jim, climbing the slide on the playground while smoking a cigarette:

Jim, smoking on the slide.
He’s totally a bad influence: As soon as he started climbing up the slide, this little kid followed right behind him. It quickly became clear that the little boy wasn’t going to be able to haul himself over the lip at the top. Luckily, Jim was there, cigarette dangling from lips, to pull the boy over. Hopefully, the kid won’t mimic Jim’s smoking habit and just stick with climbing slides he can’t quite handle.
So that was Sunday. Wednesday night was the housewarming barbeque for Jim’s sister Wendy. She just bought a house in a neighboring town. It’s pretty nice, but when I walked in, I had the strangest sense of déjà vu. There was a party a couple years ago that I went to, and that house reminds me totally of the house hosting that party. I doubt it’s the same house, but it does have an eerily similar layout. But the barbeque was nice. Jim and I spent most of the night talking to his grandmother, his step-mom, and a couple that owns a retro furniture in that town. It took me a moment to place them, but when Wendy introduce us, I thought, Ooooh, yeah, these are the guys that own that furniture store that we went to while shopping for our sofa! We didn’t get anything from their store, not because it wasn’t a cool store, but because I’m not into retro furniture. Like, at all. But, hey, if anyone lives in southern Illinois and likes the retro stuff, give me a yell, and I’ll find out the name of their store again.
Anyway, I didn’t take pictures of the barbeque, so…sorry.
So, my week off was kicked off with a trip to the dentist. They estimated $4,000 just to get my front four teeth done. OUCH. I was happy that I was approved for their credit thing, but even drawing it out over three years puts me at $100 a month and paying $500 out of pocket. But it’s better than what they had initially quoted me, which was over $1600+ up front.
The dentist ate up quite a bit of time my first two days off. Other things that were on the agenda for this week: Lots of Warcraft, working on the Lego pirate ship blanket, submitting Jim’s work to publishers, and watching Firefly/Buffy/Angel.
What I’ve actually done this week: So-so amount of Warcraft, very little on the blanket, zero Joss Whendon TV-watching. We did get season five of Supernatural, though, with a Best Buy card from my parents that was a belated birthday gift. We’ve also been watching quite a bit of Roswell, which Jim is kind of “meh” about. He’s taken more of an interest in season two, and while he claims to like the series, I can tell he’s not overly fond of it, either.
Something else I haven’t mentioned to many people that I wanted to do this week: Find out more about gaming conventions. Let me explain. No, I’m exactly hard-up to go to a gaming convention. Being a homebody means I don’t exactly get excited for social stuff. (Although, admittedly, I used to go to ACen, and I had a lot of fun there. Still, I didn’t exactly go trying to make friends.) I don’t even get excited about famous people being at conventions because I simply do not care. I am not one to squeal over famous people. Squealing’s for pigs. I’m a woman, yo.
(Did I just say “yo” after that sentence? Why, yes, it looks like I did. How classy.)
Anyway, the main reason why I’m interested in checking out gaming conventions is because after our own D&D game, I’m convinced that Jim is the most awesome, most fun, most badass DM ever. He’s also probably the sexiest, but that’s besides the point. So what is my point? Jim’s too damned skilled as a DM to be wasted on me. I’d like him to try running games for people who actually know what they’re doing. In case you missed the “noob” jabs at myself in all my “Homebrewed” posts, I do not know what I’m doing.
And, oh yeah, I totally want to watch. Doesn’t that sound creepy? Go head, Jim, do it with all those other people. I like to watch.
But, alas, my friend Kyle has mentioned that a lot of conventions require you to run a 4th edition game, which Jim is unfamiliar with and uninterested in learning. So I was gonna snoop around online and see if I can’t turn something up. Yup, all without Jim’s permission. Hell, he probably wouldn’t even want to do it. I’m just…curious. Is that a crime?
Eh, damn, it’s getting late. I need to get off here. Yet another “social” thing on our calendar tonight is going to Jim’s mom’s because his brother is in town from overseas. I don’t mind seeing Jim’s family. I really don’t. I’m lucky that I’m going to be marrying into a really awesome family. I just don’t do the socializing thing very well if I’m not in a certain mood. But, hey–that’s where the Vicodin that the dentist gave me will come in handy, eh?